have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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