Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
there was a trapeze. enough said
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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