Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Even my vagina gasped.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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