he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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