Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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