don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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