you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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