DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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