He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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