If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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