I think scott just propositioned me for sex
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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