It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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