Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
How did I end up in the pool?!
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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