I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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