We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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