oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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