So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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