CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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