Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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