i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
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