ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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