I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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