Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I can tuck mytits in my pants
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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