My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
...so i touched it.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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