Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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