Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
