DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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