So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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