Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it was like his penis was on wheels.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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