Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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