I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
its not stalking. its research.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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