I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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