so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I'm like, not good at living.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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