They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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