Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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