it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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