do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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