What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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