I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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