May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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