I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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