You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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