So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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