Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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