So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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