Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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