I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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