We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
