so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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