JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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