I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
grandma shit on top of the toilet
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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only if we run a train.
done.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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